Category Archives: Sufjan Stevens

Let's say Sufjan Stevens is gay, part 4

Let’s say Sufjan Stevens is indeed gay. Well then, what kind of gay would he be? I mean, does he look like a fem submissive or a straight-acting macho-gay, a bear or a twink, and most importantly, a top or … Continue reading

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Who gives a damn if Sufjan Stevens is gay? part 3

I spent an hour yesterday to comb through Sufjan Stevens’ songs to see if there’s any homoerotic elements lurking aside from the now-infamous “I am really just like John Wayne Gacy” bit, and to my surprise, I found, like, a … Continue reading

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"<insert name here> gay"

According to Measure Map, the following are the people or things on whose name the visitors of this blog performed “<insert name here> gay” seaches so far: Sufjan Stevens I am vigorously investigating Sufjan Stevens’ alleged gayness by listening to … Continue reading

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Perhaps I should…

According to Google Analytics, these are the keywords generating the most traffic. Perhaps I should blog exclusively about the possibility of Sufjan Stevens being gay and Maya Rudolph’s baby.

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Who gives a damn if Sufjan Stevens is gay? part 2

So why do people care if Sufjan Stevens is gay? I thought about this for a while and realized that this is a really stupid question; when people wonder if someone’s gay, it’s always because that someone is: famous, a … Continue reading

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Who gives a damn if Sufjan Stevens is gay? part 1

Apparently, a lot of people do. According to Measure Map and Google Analytics, approximately half of visitors get here by searching some variation of “sufjan stevens gay.” This got me wondering: why do people care if Sufjan Stevens is gay, … Continue reading

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How do people get here?

According to my beloved Measure Map tracker, the following keywords are bringing in the most visitors to this blog: “maya rudolph’s baby,” “tokion,” “sufjan stevens gay,” “is isaac brock gay?” and “michael ian black gay.” Well, my curious visitors, here’s … Continue reading

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