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Category Archives: me
I've just had the greatest idea ever
Will I find it to be really lame next week? We will see.
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I finally know what I want to do with my life
I want to be a Colombian drug lord. Not just any drug lord, but a Colombian one (with a proper Colombian passport and everything). I guess my next immediate priority is finding me a Colombian wife.
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God, I hate Death Cab for Cutie
And I hate Postal Service even more. Just needed to reiterate that.
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When I grow up, I want to be Jeff Harris
I want to work for Maclean’s, be friends with Douglas Coupland and Bruce LaBruce, and grow a creepy moustache. Yeah, and I want to be a princess.
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Can this be good?
My therapist tells me that I “have certain redeeming qualities” and that I “have much to offer in a relationship.” This can’t be good, can it?
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Who knew being a psycho gets you a car?
Just the other day, my parents offered me a 2007 Volkswagen Rabbit as a ‘graduation gift’ despite the fact that it’s been three years since I’ve graduated from high school, and I won’t be graduating from the university for at … Continue reading
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You've got bipolar disorder*
*Update: It’s been downgraded to “depression with bipolar characteristics.”
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Goodbye Paxil, hello Effexor
Got the idea from indigo-witch.
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Baby dream
Last night, I had the most intense dream in ages. At least, I think I did; I can’t, for the life of me, remember any details. One thing for sure is that as I woke up, I had this biting … Continue reading
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I am a Paxil zombie
Ever since the dose has been upped four weeks ago, I’ve been either sleeping 12+ hours a day, or feeling like shit because I got less than 12 hours of sleep the previous night. Before Paxil, I was depressed, but … Continue reading
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