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Ty Pennington: your friendly neighbourhood drug pusher

Ty Pennington shilling for Shire's Adderall XR
Ty Pennington is seen here shilling for Adderall XR, an amphetamine-based ADHD treatment from the British pharmaceutical giant Shire PLC.

Ty Pennington pushing Bayer's Aspirin
Here, Ty Pennington is pushing Aspirin from Bayer Consumer Care, a unit of Bayer AG.

It appears Ty Pennington, the carpenter who has gained a C-list celebrity status recently through appearances on home improvement-themed reality shows and the male prostitute-inspired attires he dons regularly, has been quite busy recently hawking pharmaceuticals. This is quite understandable really since 1) fronting the interests of pharmaceutical giants is the most time-effective way to cash in on his quickly evaporating semi-celebrity status, and 2) people who watch his show are probably dumb enough to buy medications just because the television tells them to.

Nonetheless, I find it rather morbid that T.P. is pushing Adderall XR, a drug that can cause adverse heart events, including sudden death, while also promoting Aspirin as a “wonder drug” for heart disease risk reduction.

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Midly talented Canadian writer hawks BlackBerry Pearl

Douglas Coupland, every wannabe “hipster” girl’s favourite writer, is on the new BlackBerry Pearl ads. Puke.


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Hott actions this weekend in K-W area

You’ve just got to love craigslist.

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What’s on Douglas Coupland’s web site right now

This.

Coupaland and Palahniuk, sold out

Is this supposed to be news? And that Georgia Straight logo, its placement couldn’t be more ironic.

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