Category Archives: insane

Can this be good?

My therapist tells me that I “have certain redeeming qualities” and that I “have much to offer in a relationship.” This can’t be good, can it?

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Who knew being a psycho gets you a car?

Just the other day, my parents offered me a 2007 Volkswagen Rabbit as a ‘graduation gift’ despite the fact that it’s been three years since I’ve graduated from high school, and I won’t be graduating from the university for at … Continue reading

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You've got bipolar disorder*

*Update: It’s been downgraded to “depression with bipolar characteristics.”

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Goodbye Paxil, hello Effexor

Got the idea from indigo-witch.

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Baby dream

Last night, I had the most intense dream in ages. At least, I think I did; I can’t, for the life of me, remember any details. One thing for sure is that as I woke up, I had this biting … Continue reading

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I am a Paxil zombie

Ever since the dose has been upped four weeks ago, I’ve been either sleeping 12+ hours a day, or feeling like shit because I got less than 12 hours of sleep the previous night. Before Paxil, I was depressed, but … Continue reading

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I am feeling sooooo sleepy

Damn you, Paxil.

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I am officially insane!

And, I’ve got prescription antidepressants to prove it!

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Announcing Harry Kim Prizes for Successfully Outing the Anonymous Blogger Who Goes by the Moniker 'gloom'

It appears one Mr. Harry Kim, currently of Toronto, Ontario, has become completely obsessed with exposing my real identity. To aid Harry in his relentless quest to out me, I am creating a whopping CAD 5.00 prize for the first … Continue reading

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I figured it all out

How to become super-rich: Flame people. (Make sure to plug your blog.) The flamees come to your blog. They click on your Google ads. Profit! Thanks Dave!

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