Category Archives: incoherent

125 Columbia on the move?

I was feeling sad yesterday over the fact no one uses my off-campus housing mapper. After a half an hour or so of moping, I got tired of it and decided to cheer myself up by searching for random houses; … Continue reading

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A story that just won't die: the James Frey debacle

Articles on James Frey and his fake memoir A Million Little Pieces have been pouring in non-stop since The Smoking Gun exposed him earlier this month. I can understand the extensive coverage on gossip pages like Gawker, but on CNN? … Continue reading

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Must… see… Belle & Sebastian

Belle & Sebastian is coming to Toronto, and The New Pornographers is the opening act. OMG, OMG, I think I am going to pass out. I am going to buy, like, as many ticket as possible, OMG, OMG, and the … Continue reading

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Let's say Sufjan Stevens is gay, part 4

Let’s say Sufjan Stevens is indeed gay. Well then, what kind of gay would he be? I mean, does he look like a fem submissive or a straight-acting macho-gay, a bear or a twink, and most importantly, a top or … Continue reading

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Q: How do you know if a blog is lame or not?

A: If the writer of the blog refers to his or her writings as “rants” or “ramblings,” you can say with 90% certainty that the blog is lame. The failure to press the back button will make your IQ drop … Continue reading

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Who gives a damn if Sufjan Stevens is gay? part 3

I spent an hour yesterday to comb through Sufjan Stevens’ songs to see if there’s any homoerotic elements lurking aside from the now-infamous “I am really just like John Wayne Gacy” bit, and to my surprise, I found, like, a … Continue reading

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How do people get here?

According to my beloved Measure Map tracker, the following keywords are bringing in the most visitors to this blog: “maya rudolph’s baby,” “tokion,” “sufjan stevens gay,” “is isaac brock gay?” and “michael ian black gay.” Well, my curious visitors, here’s … Continue reading

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I heart Amazon Mechanical Turk

Now, when I can’t go to sleep because of heavy caffeine consumption, instead of playing minesweeper, I can make money (albeit about dollar an hour at most).

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he/she/it

Apparently, it’s completely unclear whether I am male, female, or even a person. I’ve read through my past entries, and well, I couldn’t tell whether I am a guy, gal, or industrial meat grinder. So here it is, some rudimentary … Continue reading

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Is Stella the most brilliant show on television?

Stella is, like, so fucking funny. I almost choked to death from laughing during the bull-fighting dance scene. Yeah, so like it’s really fucking funny, you should like watch it and stuff.

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