Category Archives: incoherent

I've just had the greatest idea ever

Posted on August 6, 2007 by

Will I find it to be really lame next week? We will see.

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Some comments on The New Yorker's review of Sarah Silverman Program

Posted on February 6, 2007 by

Discussed in this post: “Hostile Acts” by Tad Friend. Published on newyorker.com and presumably also in print. I was so fucking impressed with this article after I read it for the first time. Who other than a critic for a … Continue reading →

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I finally know what I want to do with my life

Posted on November 9, 2006 by

I want to be a Colombian drug lord. Not just any drug lord, but a Colombian one (with a proper Colombian passport and everything). I guess my next immediate priority is finding me a Colombian wife.

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Native American vacation, gorgeous waitresses, and 'Tees for Tards'

Posted on October 9, 2006 by

What do they have in common? They are all being hawked on this site through Google AdSense. That’s right; I’ve sold out completely. But, hey, I gotta milk my declining readership (not as many people care whether Sufjan Stevens is … Continue reading →

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God, I hate Death Cab for Cutie

Posted on September 28, 2006 by

And I hate Postal Service even more. Just needed to reiterate that.

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Baby dream

Posted on May 23, 2006 by

Last night, I had the most intense dream in ages. At least, I think I did; I can’t, for the life of me, remember any details. One thing for sure is that as I woke up, I had this biting … Continue reading →

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How old are they?

Posted on March 28, 2006 by

Aidan Moffat and Malcolm Middleton of Arab Strap are both 32 years old, and this picture is from at least three years ago, which means they would have been at most 29 when this picture was taken. Peaches (a.k.a. Merrill … Continue reading →

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Announcing Harry Kim Prizes for Successfully Outing the Anonymous Blogger Who Goes by the Moniker 'gloom'

Posted on March 3, 2006 by

It appears one Mr. Harry Kim, currently of Toronto, Ontario, has become completely obsessed with exposing my real identity. To aid Harry in his relentless quest to out me, I am creating a whopping CAD 5.00 prize for the first … Continue reading →

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I figured it all out

Posted on March 1, 2006 by

How to become super-rich: Flame people. (Make sure to plug your blog.) The flamees come to your blog. They click on your Google ads. Profit! Thanks Dave!

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What's on Douglas Coupland's web site right now

Posted on February 22, 2006 by

This. Is this supposed to be news? And that Georgia Straight logo, its placement couldn’t be more ironic.

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