Category Archives: crap

Who gives a damn if Sufjan Stevens is gay? part 1

Apparently, a lot of people do. According to Measure Map and Google Analytics, approximately half of visitors get here by searching some variation of “sufjan stevens gay.” This got me wondering: why do people care if Sufjan Stevens is gay, … Continue reading

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Overheard in the Toronto Urban Outfitters

“I get a boner just looking at this pants.”

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How do people get here?

According to my beloved Measure Map tracker, the following keywords are bringing in the most visitors to this blog: “maya rudolph’s baby,” “tokion,” “sufjan stevens gay,” “is isaac brock gay?” and “michael ian black gay.” Well, my curious visitors, here’s … Continue reading

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I heart Amazon Mechanical Turk

Now, when I can’t go to sleep because of heavy caffeine consumption, instead of playing minesweeper, I can make money (albeit about dollar an hour at most).

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UW off-campus housing mapper

Finally something that’s kinda useful on this blog. University of Waterloo off-campus housing mapper, brought to you by me.

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Measure Map is depressing

According to Measure Map (and awstats log analyzer), only 12 out of 130 or so visitors I had in the last three days were not search engine robots. Uhh, and three of those 12 were me. I feel so alone.

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Overheard in a store on Queen St.

“I really want to go, but I can’t because I have a project that I have to do that is, like, not retail.”

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he/she/it

Apparently, it’s completely unclear whether I am male, female, or even a person. I’ve read through my past entries, and well, I couldn’t tell whether I am a guy, gal, or industrial meat grinder. So here it is, some rudimentary … Continue reading

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What to read: periodicals

I’ve been frequenting KW Book Store and various other bookstores all summer in search of the ultimate, all-around, snootiest read. Well, actually, I just went to those stores to kill time (because I have no friends — really), and in … Continue reading

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Moving into a new place

I’ve moved into a new place a week ago. It’s really close from this place. Perhaps, I should go stalk them a little.

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