Category Archives: crap

I've just had the greatest idea ever

Posted on August 6, 2007 by

Will I find it to be really lame next week? We will see.

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The New Republic is more irrelevant now than ever, and you shouldn't watch Family Guy if you don't like the idea of a genocide against Palestinians

Posted on March 1, 2007 by

Remember The New Republic? The (formerly) left-of-centre, Washington, D.C.-based magazine that used to be the most relevant forum for American liberal ideas in early to mid-90′s until it got totally fucked over by that motherfucker Stephen Glass in 1998? The … Continue reading →

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Jimmy Fallon to replace Conan in 2009?

Posted on February 23, 2007 by

Jimmy Fallon Said to Be in NBC’s Late-Night Plans [NYT] The worst news ever.

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Tragedy that is Intel's new ad campaign

Posted on September 26, 2006 by

Earlier today, as I was about half way through my daily compulsive tech industry web site visits (a daily frenzy driven by subclinical O.C.D.), I was hit in the face with an anorexic soccer mom exploding into an epileptic seizure … Continue reading →

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Waterloo housing mapper refreshed

Posted on March 14, 2006 by

The housing mapper has been refreshed. Features include: NEW – Google Maps instead of the slow, Flash-based Yahoo! Maps NEW – Faster housing retrieval, hopefully. Uses the current (almost; if someone made the same query less than four hours before, … Continue reading →

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One more reason to hate that Jimmy Fallon Pepsi commercial

Posted on March 13, 2006 by

That annoying new Pepsi commercial (8.2MB QuickTime) starring the eternal fucktard Jimmy Fallon and Parker Posey (who, by the way, looks like a slightly less mutant Julia Roberts) is a rip of a Spike Jonze short from a few years … Continue reading →

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Let's say Sufjan Stevens is gay, part 4

Posted on December 28, 2005 by

Let’s say Sufjan Stevens is indeed gay. Well then, what kind of gay would he be? I mean, does he look like a fem submissive or a straight-acting macho-gay, a bear or a twink, and most importantly, a top or … Continue reading →

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Horrible, horrible, lame people you pray to god you will never have to talk to

Posted on December 25, 2005 by

Facebook has to be most entertaining web site ever. All those ‘tards we see every time we pass through the RCH-Physics-Porter triangle have their profiles on it, explaining in hilarious details what makes their retardation unique. As much as I … Continue reading →

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"<insert name here> gay"

Posted on December 22, 2005 by

According to Measure Map, the following are the people or things on whose name the visitors of this blog performed “<insert name here> gay” seaches so far: Sufjan Stevens I am vigorously investigating Sufjan Stevens’ alleged gayness by listening to … Continue reading →

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Who gives a damn if Sufjan Stevens is gay? part 2

Posted on December 2, 2005 by

So why do people care if Sufjan Stevens is gay? I thought about this for a while and realized that this is a really stupid question; when people wonder if someone’s gay, it’s always because that someone is: famous, a … Continue reading →

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