From a MathSoc spam important announcement sent out earlier today:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~David Johnston, President, University of Waterloo, Thomas F. Coleman, Dean, Faculty of Mathematics,
and Johnny Wong, Director, School of Computer Science
invite you to attend a major gift announcement for
the School of Computer Science at University of Waterloo.Friday November 18, 2005
12:30 p.m.
University of Waterloo
William G. Davis Computer Research Centre
Atrium
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Light refreshments will be served.
Huh, hmm. What could this be? Let’s speculate a little.
- RIM, or someone related to RIM, decides to throw us a few pennies in exchange for naming rights to pretty much everything School of CS has (chairs, doors, Frank Tompa’s forehead).
- Microsoft, or someone related to Microsoft, decides to throw us a few pennies in exchange for banning the use of competitor products in classrooms.
- Agents working for School of CS penetrated the upper echelon of Toronto and New York high societies and successfully manipulated wealthy widows/heiresses/whatever to donate hundreds of millions of dollars. Everyone in CS gets free plastic surgeries.
