How do people get here?
According to my beloved Measure Map tracker, the following keywords are bringing in the most visitors to this blog: “maya rudolph’s baby,” “tokion,” “sufjan stevens gay,” “is isaac brock gay?” and “michael ian black gay.”
Well, my curious visitors, here’s my take on your pertinent questions:
- Maya Rudolph’s baby
- Tokion
- Is Sufjan Stevens gay?
- Is Isaac Brock gay?
- Is Michael Ian Black gay?
The father of Maya Rudolph’s baby daughter, Pearl, is none other than Paul Thomas Anderson, the writer/director of the movie Boogie Nights, as I mentioned previously here. While I found this to be rather surprising (when did he break up with Fiona Apple anyways?), in hindsight, something like this was bound happen.
According to Folio Magazine, Tokion has been sold to the private investor Larry Rosenblum. Oh, and if you are thinking of buying the current issue, the interview with Chloë Sevigny, while quite interesting, steers clear of the Vincent Gallo incident.
I going to give what I think is the answer whoever searched for this wanted: “Yes, Sufjan Stevens is totally gay and wants to fuck you, like, right now!”
Isaac Brock lives in Portland, Oregon. Why is this relevant to the question at all, you ask? Well, you see, Portland is home to Powells Books, one of the best bookstores in North America and also one of the continent’s gayest spot. Seriously, I think I heard totally flam guys lisping something along the line of “I lurve <insert author here>; I used to just breath in his/her writings” to each other at least ten times during the forty minutes I was there. Now, Powells is totally gay, so Portland is totally gay, which then makes Isaac Brock totally gay. Yes, dear visitor, Isaac Brock is totally gay and wants to fuck you, like, right now!
See Wet Hot American Summer and Stella Shorts (You should find “Searching for Santa” the most interesting).
John said,
February 26, 2006 at 1:59 am
haha
that’s exactly how i got here:
a google search using the keyword,
“Sufjan Stevens gay”
I only thought this; however, because after listening to “Illinois” for like the 3rd or 4th time i realized in, “The Predatory Wasp of the Pallisades is out to Get Us!”, he sings about kissing a boy..
Kay said,
November 4, 2006 at 11:09 am
I got here by typing ‘how do you say sufjan stevens’. btw sort out the music thing that starts automatically on every page. It’s a bit annoying, we’ve got our own music.
h said,
July 8, 2007 at 2:25 pm
eugh. to be alone with you is about jesus you idiots, as are a lot of those other songs
martha said,
July 25, 2007 at 6:24 pm
why do you people care. the thing that really matters is that he keeps making such good music and by the way most of the songs that people use to question his straightness are from seven swans and thats about his beliefs about religion not sexuality.
Julie said,
August 26, 2007 at 4:18 pm
oh my gosh….your kidding me right? You think he is gay? Are you really that shallow to not find anything more deep in his lyrics. He is not saying he is LIKE john wayne gacy jr. in a way like “I like to rape little boys,” but more in a way as “I am completely and utterly misunderstood.” Sufjan Stevens also has a faith in the Lord, and that is what most of his songs are about, not about homosexuality
Ashley said,
September 24, 2007 at 12:38 pm
Hahahahahahahaha..
“Yes, Sufjan Stevens is totally gay and wants to fuck you, like, right now!”
That made me laugh. And yeah, I typed “sufjan stevens gay” and got here. Just because I just now read on his site that he enjoys “knitting, crocheting, weaving, cleaning” among other typically gay interests. So I was curious.
bt said,
November 13, 2007 at 2:57 am
You’re a fucktard. I can’t say that Sufjan isn’t gay because I don’t know for sure. But I do know that your reasonings for him being homosexual aweful. Research his music and you’ll find that his songs are about historical events, NOT HIS. For instance, in the album “Illinois” and song “John Wayne Gracy Jr”, that is not about him, it’s about John Wayne Gracy Jr. (My God, it’s about the song name??!!!) (Who would have thought?) He was a creepy guy that dressed up like a clown and would rape males. NOT Sufjan. I hope this helps you, dumbass.
Eliza said,
April 11, 2008 at 1:53 pm
I think that Sufjan’s songs are really honest as a whole. I am under the impression that he is a Christian and does have faith in God, meaning to me that he believes, as the bible says, that homosexuality is wrong. This doesn’t mean he couldn’t have had problems with homosexuality. From listening to “The Predatory Wasp Of The Palisades Is Out To Get Us” it sounds like he struggled with homosexual temptations. As for “John Wayne Gacy, Jr” I interpret the last lines as saying that no matter what any of us do in life, our “best behavior” and our good deeds that we think we do are no better than any of the horrific things John Wayne Gacy, Jr ever did.
Aaron said,
October 31, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Sufjan’s comment on Gacy (“In my best behavior, I am really just like him”) seems to me to derive from the Christian concept of original sin. Which is one of the most disgusting and ludicrous concepts I’ve ever heard. This is what Christianity does to you when you’re young: it keeps you believing you’re tainted.
I love Stevens, and think he is one of the most talented songwriters out there right now. I listen to three of his albums quite often. I believe he’d be just as effective without his religion; probably just redirect his energy (as he does anyway in some of his songs) toward more secular ideas.
Is he gay? Well, I won’t say it doesn’t matter. Don’t I have anything better to think about? Whomever asks that question, I ask you, what the hell are you doing on this page to begin with, you idiot. I care because sexuality is a powerful part of a person, and can drive many creative elements. I want to know because I am gay, and because I am a musician, too.
shannon said,
December 21, 2009 at 12:57 am
i mean if sufjan was gay, it wouldn’t change how talented he is or my love for him, it’s simply out of curiosity, & those freaking out about people wondering about his sexuality need to seriously calm down. sufjan is a wonderful artist & his way of putting everything out there while still withholding so much mystery makes him even more amazing
Gunter Livingston said,
January 21, 2010 at 10:21 pm
Okay I will admit i got here by looking up “sufjan Stevens gay”
My only concern is I love his music, to death. and as you know most of it is about christianity and God. I just think it would be a disappointment if he was gay, since homosexuality is frowned upon in christian culture, none the less i would still listen to him if he was. but yeah…and on some of those gay notes…in the song “for the windows in paradise…” its Jesus speaking “i have called you preacher, i have called you son…i’ll do anything for you” not Sufjan.. so its not saying he got molested by the preacher or anything. but yes im also curious…and not shallow