The mystery of missing sculptures at Hagey has been solved!
Well, I knew where they were for quite a while now; I saw them a few weeks ago while chasing the squirrels. I just didn’t have the time to go take the pictures.
Anyhow, they are safe and sound at the General Services Complex parking lot.
Now that the renovation to accomodate Stalin’s pickled body has been completed, the sculptures should go back to their original places. That is, once the fine people at Raytheon have fitted them with death rays. (You just don’t know what these greedy pig fascists are going to do, you know.)
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Thank goodness they are safe. Without them and that pig statue, us artsies would only have the old Marxists grubbers of Hagey Hall.