I’ve been quite busy recently.
I had to sleep, eat, eat, sleep, eat, sleep every day. It was very exhausting.
Yeah, and I went to Toronto on Thursday and bought an Ugly Doll.
Well, I have to go back to pretending to study. Bye!
Salon.com is running a story about Guys Gone Wild, a spin-off of the Girls Gone Wild franchise. While the company that produced Guys Gone Wild fervently maintains that the indended audience are straight women, the consensus is that it’s really a gay porn. Salon.com’s reviewers didn’t sound like they bought into the company’s claim.
Here’s an excerpt:
Nathan: OK, first of all, do straight guys shave their pubic hair like that?
Jen: That’s gay.
Nathan: Super gay. That guy’s shaved too. Maybe straight guys are doing this now.
Jen: No.
The article goes on to inform the readers that the makers of Girls Gone Wild “has sold $100 million worth of DVDs.” Who’s buying these craps? Judging from the late-night informercials, Girls Gone Wild is very, very boring, has lower T&A per minute than most shows on Showcase, and only features people in dire need of extensive plastic surgeries.
Here’s another excerpt:
Jen: Oh yeah. And look at his tiny little penis! This one looks like he knows what he’s doing. He’s totally a stripper. OK, and why is it that men make that move?
Nathan: What move?
Jen: That shaking-the-dick-around move.
Nathan: Dunno. Again with the shaved pubes!
…
Nathan: And these are not manly men. They’re man-boys. That’s much more the erotic territory of the homo. Look: shaved again. Now they’re doing “dick tricks.” And it looks like the girls behind the camera are into the ass slapping too. Are you into ass? Are girls into guy ass?
So, uhh, well, what’s with the “dick trick” stuff? People do this? That’s just disturbing.
Kenneth Tin-Kin Hung, the San Francisco artist of the 60×1.com and MaoDonald/Jesus bin Laden fame, have set up a site where you can vote for your favourite global overlord, or Global President, if you prefer.
It looks like Hung has been doing a lot of work recently (for example, the cover art for Rem Koolhaas’ new book). This makes me glad (I thought he got mauled to death by rabid dittoheads or something when the updates stopped).
Well, so who are you going to vote for? I voted for Idi Amin; I think we need more leaders who knows how to appreciate some good human flesh.
The mystery of missing sculptures at Hagey has been solved!
Well, I knew where they were for quite a while now; I saw them a few weeks ago while chasing the squirrels. I just didn’t have the time to go take the pictures.
Anyhow, they are safe and sound at the General Services Complex parking lot.
Now that the renovation to accomodate Stalin’s pickled body has been completed, the sculptures should go back to their original places. That is, once the fine people at Raytheon have fitted them with death rays. (You just don’t know what these greedy pig fascists are going to do, you know.)
FYI, J.G. Hagey Hall of the Humanities will be renamed J. Stalin Hall against the Humanities. 
